So, I just learned today that these adorable little fuzzy caterpillars are scary as hell.
You’d probably never guess that petting one can cause agonizing pain, rashes, internal bleeding, breathing difficulty, welts, or other violent reactions. Their fur is venomous spines. Look at how they purposely appear so cute and soft and make you want to touch them.
Deceptive deadly little motherfuckers.
The more you know.
Lord jeezums, it’s like a poison tribble.
(Source: excusez--moi)
(Source: lokithehedgehog, via theanimalblog)
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“Every time Michael [Fassbender] got on the horse for his part of the scene, the horse got a gigantic erection. And, I’m not even kidding, like we had to go and walk the horse back and forth because you can’t shoot it—it had a fifth leg! So, that’s Michael’s effect even on animals.” —Jane Eyre director Cary Fukunaga
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“Every time Michael [Fassbender] got on the horse for his part of the scene, the horse got a gigantic erection. And, I’m not even kidding, like we had to go and walk the horse back and forth because you can’t shoot it—it had a fifth leg! So, that’s Michael’s effect even on animals.” —Jane Eyre director Cary Fukunaga
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(Source: atticuzfynch, via fuckyeahmichaelfassbender)
“British artist Keira Rathbone uses typewriters, instead of brushes and pencils, to create amazing portraits and drawings.”
holy goodness.
(via fragilish)
Tony Stark: [passes by Thor, touches his bicep] That’s quite the swinging arm you got going there. (source)
Ffffffffffffff— Tony. Your father would be so proud.
Sometimes, I feel like my tumblr isn’t quite a quality blog. Today is not that day.
I….. I think I orgasmed upon laying mine eyes upon this glorious picture.
PERFECTION
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dying dfjgkldfjlgd
MEANWHILE IN JAPAN…
greatest cosplay i have ever seen tbh
I love Cosplay.
I just… need to hug these people…
ok, seriously, wtf
I’m sorry, Jeffrey Campbell, but this is possibly one of the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen.
NO. NO. NO.
My favorite part was when the announcer said “from petite to plus size!” and it pans right to reveal…four women who are like the same size
The “small penis rule” is an informal strategy used by authors to evade libel lawsuits. It was described in a New York Times article in 1998: “…For a fictional portrait to be actionable, it must be so accurate that a reader of the book would have no problem linking the two,” … One way authors can protect themselves from libel suits is to say that a character has a small penis, Mr. Friedman said. “Now no male is going to come forward and say, ‘That character with a very small penis, ‘That’s me!’ ” (via @werttrew)
You’ve gotta be kidding me, right?!
